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Old 07-21-2007, 08:52 PM   #1
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Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl from my university course for some time now. It's more convenient for us to return to her house after a night out because she lives almost in the center of the city itself, her parent's are pretty rich back in Japan.

She has an odd practice, after making love she hurriedly removes the condom and says she'll be back. She said she was just throwing them in the bin. The urgency with which she did this lead me to believe that she had some sort of issue with fluids or something. But the other day I was alone in her flat, and I went to the freezer for some icecream. I opened up the tub of icecream, and it chock-ablock with used condoms tied at the end.

She's been storing my little swimmers like trophies.

I asked her about it and she became very ashamed. I said, 'Look, I'm a bit freaked out, but it's okay, just tell me why you're doing it?'

She started crying, I couldn't get a reason out of her.

She said something about the semen being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it. But she was sobbing pretty bad. I decided to stop asking questions.

Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and we haven't had sex since.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:54 PM   #2
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Well maybe she wants to have an a foreign baby?

But, pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:56 PM   #3
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:57 PM   #4
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:00 PM   #5
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:02 PM   #6
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why the hell are you even asking us?

if you're not stupid, you would have dumped her on the spot and got the fuck out of there.
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:02 PM   #7
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She's drinking it.

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Old 07-21-2007, 09:02 PM   #8
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she's obviously attached to you.
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:03 PM   #9
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:03 PM   #10
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After "Have I uploaded the pics?" there should be a "No" that links to "Go fuck yourself. We don't care."
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:04 PM   #11
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After "Have I uploaded the pics?" there should be a "No" that links to "Go fuck yourself. We don't care."
Someone else made it in an old TOL thread. I merely post it whenever necessary
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:05 PM   #12
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Man. Now that is fucking creepy.

Maybe she just saves it to sell to a sperm bank?
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:08 PM   #13
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If she's that distressed over it AND she won't tell you why, you gotta assume the worst. Drill that shit out of her brain because if you don't you never know what's going to happen.
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:10 PM   #14
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:11 PM   #15
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Someone else made it in an old TOL thread. I merely post it whenever necessary
I respect that. I think Blank made that, actually.
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:15 PM   #16
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eh, fixed it anyway:

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Old 07-21-2007, 09:19 PM   #17
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that's fucking freaky shit. dude, you better figure out what's going on.
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:20 PM   #18
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dude.. that sucks.

have fun

i pretty much agree with everyone.. pics of the freezer or it didnt happen.

and shes gonna rip your balls too and store them. so you better dump her ass asap
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Old 07-21-2007, 09:20 PM   #19
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